JUDE: daddy, remember when you had a dream about a monster?
DADDY: i did?
JUDE: yeah. you dreamed about a monster that came and ate you all up.
DADDY: it did?
JUDE: yeah. it came and it ate your body and your head and your pants and part of your leg and your teeth and your nose and your eyebrows and your eyeballs and your eyes.
DADDY: this is a dream you had?
JUDE: no. you. a monster came and ate your arms and your elbows and your feet and your legs and your… feet and your nose and your eyeballs and your hair and your face and your body. your whole body.
DADDY: my whole body.
JUDE: yeah.
DADDY: ouch.
JUDE: yeah. ouch. (pause) no, not ouch, daddy. not ouch.
DADDY: worse?
JUDE: yeah. worse.

omg that is awesome
i laughed so hard.
lovelovelove