a REAL conversation:
jude says to me, “you are very beautiful”
me: “you are very handsome.”
jude: “you are going to get disappeared. (long pause) so you won’t be beautiful anymore.”
me: “why am i going to disappear?”
jude: “you are going to the jungle. you will get eaten by animals.”
JUDISMS:
“wow – he’s getting very tired to go to sleep”
“let’s take for a walk”
“i’m Barry Fursty”
“i’m scary of that guy”
jude, jalapeno style
words to live by (judespeak):
pluny: that which is favorable
weekie: that which is unfavorable
tricky: a rumpled blanket, an inside-out shirt, a pebble in a shoe can be described as “tricky”
saucy: pulpy, as in orange juice
i swiped the title for this page from a book, yes; it’s romy’s fault. here is the link to jude’s nursery school graduation. the video is ten minutes long, so you might want to cancel an appointment or two. for diehard jude fans:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjs78157CNk
judisms:
“how we gonna do?”
“i can’t get in, so it’s hot.”
“i ate it all up in the whole world”
“cozy water”
“i havta go poop n peepees”
“i love you so much in the whole world”
“gimme a big hug”
“we got all everything”
“god, you’re so cute”
“how can we think, daddy?”
“be careful; i have a penis.”
more jude videos on youtube:
tattooed soldier: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJCADfU59wM
magic guitar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk0eaBYMf1M
the alligator & the frog: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1PFXH7SwYY
I love it! Beautiful Site…sight.
Kelly
don’t cut my hair because “i will be hurt and cryin’”
when throwing out garbage: “ooh that feels good”
“salt and black salt”
there are so many more…..
Thank god for this website. When the cravings start, I can get my Jude fix. Oh god, bless ye.
I am melting from the sweetness!!!!!! AHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Beautious! Cheers ~cr
i think the exact quote was, “hey! where’s your penis?”
more judisms:
“why’d you sleep with your butt on for?”
“myron [the cat] has dead poop in his ears”
future judism, a melange of others: “i’ve got my conteks in my pack pack and i’m going to take the sugway to the ocean so i can go scuva dibing.”